While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crew member gave the GIs on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan."An old Master Sergeant, sitting in the eighth row, thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the crew member came by he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the crew member, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," he said, "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing, Sergeant," said the crew member, "we no longer call it the cockpit."
"What do you call it?"
"It's the Box Office."
(originally sent by Rico's father)
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