25 September 2018

https://apple.news/Al0UcanJiRl2yG7Q--eVRKw

More cluelessness...

https://apple.news/Al0UcanJiRl2yG7Q--eVRKw

Yet more cluelessness...

https://apple.news/AOyvMjXf3Tu6PZw7e-FWUSA

Dumb...

https://apple.news/AOyvMjXf3Tu6PZw7e-FWUSA
https://apple.news/AmLOgNimUSIeE5lnIitWAgQ

Rico says more white blindness...

https://apple.news/ADCS_vL6oSH-DiLkwoeh3Jg

Rico says the whole 'statute of limitations' thing is archaic...

https://apple.news/Ai2DB780gQNqIyHz3VtEZ_Q

More stupidity...

https://apple.news/A-hTzGOxfTJeI7GdZA-px6Q

Rico says he won't be flying Qatar anytime soon...

https://apple.news/AHOVDWs81TViCfjIDvPiU_Q

Rico says another reason to get pre-cleared...

https://apple.news/AXjsyC4s3RL6d9OSU1ZTaZA

Rico says that, as usual, it's all our fault...

https://apple.news/A30n_RG8BRf2z-_Ki5krkhA

Rico says he'd love to have some...

https://apple.news/ACdX5LHA6T9Spq4SaZo4ZBQ

Rico says this is sad...

https://apple.news/AiUaAF53zSZ6vg-YbwLF3oA

Another wacko headed for jail...

https://apple.news/ARdER3esvTXuuIEZMggfMrg

Rico says it's too bad "cruel and unusual punishment" got banned; it'd be appropriate for this case...

https://apple.news/AXL_JGobeTAa6wV-nZjQKCw

Rico says "a circus in Washington" kinda sums it up...

https://apple.news/AQnWu0Le-TW63XI5xQRSPVg

The Cos got 3 to 10, and Rico's fiancé promptly said "not enough", proving, yet again, that it doesn't pay to hurt women...

24 September 2018

https://apple.news/AWKEYFw_NR3W9TddoYZQ3JA

Rico says he's going from famous to infamous...

https://apple.news/AJLuuC_ItRHOGtdQ2DU4ppQ

Rico says she's too stupid to be a cop.

https://apple.news/Apq_u3hFKSnefkcGg-EHfVA

Rico says we don't need him on the Court.

https://apple.news/ABaGAIqY_Scy3utlYBC_o7A

Apple will always go family-friendly...

https://apple.news/AhHoEmTM-TAec5B5CKVfHpw

Trust the Japs to trade in ivory...

https://apple.news/A_Fh6dahlSYOUI-mJJtHYb

Mother Nature throws another curve...

https://apple.news/AMRPOQt0mRQ6Gbdyf9s8c5g

Anti-creationists won't like this...

He's why the new version of Magnum will be a turkey...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000633/
https://apple.news/ABaGAIqY_Scy3utlYBC_o7A

Sex and gubs? Not Apple's style...

https://apple.news/AF4Xl97PcRBKgriDEhX6c-A

More frat disasters...

https://apple.news/AC4B85CLQQUuJxZPPCi2G0g

Rico says he deserves all the adulation...

https://apple.news/AteKt2nQrS6i4zn-xm6pv8A

Rico says getting outed by your daughter is sad...

https://apple.news/AjjVKKQq3RnqB2HZCCXVcNw

Rico says he, fortunately, has few food allergies...

https://apple.news/A5DEmo3IrQ9S0bYnzx0MbYg

More nasty storm damage...

https://apple.news/AA0V1nOf2QMabtouN9XTlog

The Cos is in trouble...

23 September 2018

https://apple.news/Acn-grhJ2S4-Uoqz6YJNAIQ

More of the history of Apple...

Rico says the solution to the rhino poaching problem is either shooting poachers or poisoning the horns so it kills the idiots in China who take it for their libidos (as if the world needed more Chinese...)
https://apple.news/AJXLQbQYvSz67aQsL4OorkQ

Rico says let 'em die...

22 September 2018

21 September 2018

https://apple.news/A2YPlECYGSeSQyDn7pdDymw

Rico says it's too bad nobody assaults Trump...

https://apple.news/A-qi-YrCzSHqqieTJgldUSg

Rico says another abusive asshole.

https://apple.news/AdHo1AGpBRiCpAYZt1t9nVA

Rico says he still votes for the Oswald solution...

https://apple.news/APCD5l_12RZ66dqSPbGxaiw

Rico says he'll pass, and order his from Pizza Hut.

20 September 2018

https://apple.news/AfbBj0xOPTC6-BvD5CnPJiw

Rico says more cool technology...

https://apple.news/AyzYY_ZdATR24hbNgGvZm6Q

Rico says it's not like he could afford one, but they sure are pretty.

https://apple.news/Aye4cEetFR727w_fValQLUA

Rico says he'll pass...

https://apple.news/ALEZupoKkSAq7v3HXWw4Igw

Rico says another stupid old white guy...

https://apple.news/Ah0pGjuadRWyUxxr4zwhvmQ

Rico says it's an ugly bunch...

19 September 2018

https://apple.news/AV1Ou1KktTuOu4jE5yUTFog

Amazon eats another segment of the economy...

https://apple.news/AyiOw2VZJTXqMJKtBdXCoqQ

Lyin' sumbitch...

https://apple.news/AuhEfnIekSky_0S6ay5a-Sw

Rico says a great director and a great camera...

17 September 2018

https://apple.news/A76UZyZjZR5ixF1Uf5N8PIw

Humans are killing the planet, yet again...

https://apple.news/A7eszhMmcTBO6w-_IodDMIA

Apple gets screwed again...

https://apple.news/ApsBWfqfXQ2WtcV40lNFAKw

Always nice to have a billion dollars; it lets you do things the rest of us can't.

https://apple.news/A1tl50dGzTriq9njQ5Vuxfg

Rico says he looks forward to it.

https://apple.news/AwfmsL92LQMm1hE1hqiY3NQ

Rico says you'd think it wouldn't be that hard...

https://apple.news/AZMcXUqv2RbO7zJH7ODB6Lg

Rico says that'll be cool...

https://apple.news/AZMcXUqv2RbO7zJH7ODB6Lg

Rico will, of course, upgrade...

https://apple.news/ArunkvIcHThCovlFg6QAYyg

Rico says hand 'em out like candy, the crisis will resolve itself...

https://apple.news/ApfvFNuYHRoCRjm5zTNYTLw

Not gonna help him...

https://apple.news/ATjsR2UWLTrifbVK0sSSHcw

Rico says we don't need a mini-Trump

https://apple.news/Aj6__4lu8SKmyA5nIHXVHVA

Rico says good advice.

https://apple.news/ASI1N9DzeT2y5oFYeyGHTtw

Mother Nature's revenge...

https://apple.news/AHnN30XPLRfaBwlm3blPARw

He's in trouble...

16 September 2018

https://apple.news/A6VuBx6TCS4W5psX1w6Sdgg

BMW always does amazing stuff...

https://apple.news/A7hNwcbDnQSOAsgGig7I-hw

Trump's still a fist-pumping idiot.

https://apple.news/A42K3PCQORnymQ4huPaw-Hg

More car news...

https://apple.news/A8lDA4MqbS5SCZKnC48hgWA

Rico says this is why his travels in his pocket...

https://apple.news/ArvwixH-sS-erw09Md_DOPA

Rico says he'll save up for the X...

https://apple.news/AKSROHDCRQC2yVj5LZc_4fQ

Mother Nature being a bitch again.

https://apple.news/AMZfZ9-7hShm_wS-jxN9JgQ

Rico says more rich idiots...

15 September 2018

https://apple.news/As5BdXVFTQuqfw8LB2PBJsA

Rico says there's no excuse for this...

https://apple.news/AFuPOAQ7vTKC06QV-XpnxKw

Rico says his cousin hasn't reported in from the midst of the impact zone...

https://apple.news/AeaL8i1BhQ0SkKU2TkuQstw

Rico says it's been many years since the last time, but it was fun...

https://apple.news/AEZp8n2TCQDuiWi-p6Dec3w

Rico says he enjoys telling them to fuck themselves...

14 September 2018

https://apple.news/AgNJLrCeaQAmPS5U4YTgX6Q

Rico says he looks forward to using it...

12 September 2018

https://apple.news/A4NWZdob7SdaapHSi4qtHJA

Except how to pay for them.

https://apple.news/A3vFUto19SA-LjWtIc9lk3Q

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/ATSDAjdRQTdunWD9y5k7wmw

Pitt got screwed, and so did the poor folks...

https://apple.news/AOuM4mNxQR5OozWJxZkZL8Q

Rico, of course, advocates letting the idiots die, but that'll cost too much...

https://apple.news/Ahv_WrKilTdWkbvu01eEeCg

Mother Nature is a bitch, Apple is brilliant, an Trump remains an idiot...

11 September 2018

https://apple.news/A-UNu4-bYTrOBp2u1rqg--g

Rico says we thought Trump was odd...

https://apple.news/Akxl2zuDqTjGgUCVctpvwKw

Rico says he wonders what's generating all that cash...

https://apple.news/AsnUzRqevSEuKhnGz1vLpJA

Dumb whale...

https://apple.news/APbxyHmy5STuPf0JJMrX-Jw

Seems backwards to Rico...

https://apple.news/A-LEGDlRMTpG5Q8s1I2-mOA

Rico likes a good hug...

https://apple.news/AeoyyBR2nQ0agz81JQZe25w

Rico still need to afford one...

https://apple.news/AtgI0dx-jQKa8ejZTsV5S_g

"The world's shittiest Rocky." Perfect.

https://apple.news/AjXlOwWfdSP6S2IcaN1G0Gg

Rico says dumb people don't do well, ever...

https://apple.news/A_wonCtvSSpaasp0elrLy_g

Rico says let's hear it for eSims...

https://apple.news/Am6C26fQqRGq8PwcHh_LUHA

Rico still can't believe the stupidity of some men...

https://apple.news/ALbUOa5VJSnmppnJr6Qbc9w

Rico says fortunately we didn't have to give her the Medal of Honor...

https://apple.news/AKmZmE5-zTLmmxIQmbRq91g

Rico says he's not ready for jokes about 9/11...

https://apple.news/A196oC26UTp-j9XfmFuuVvQ

Rico expects Apple's customers will help kill this...

https://apple.news/ACB91P59ASL-mL96HlyQAbA

Rico says he'll take his chances...

https://apple.news/A0hgoypqLRcqa6XrgoH7WAg

Rico says Trump will weasel out of this, too...

https://apple.news/AFtmXFvlMQdueRv4gnMyY1Q

Rico says a sad loss..

https://apple.news/AJ1mljWRRR1qQ01KkN6rEdg

Mother Nature is, yet again, a bitch...

https://apple.news/A196oC26UTp-j9XfmFuuVvQ

Rico says Trump won't win this one...

 

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