Safety isn't always in numbers

From A Waiter's Rant, a most excellent blog I try and emulate:
"Phil and I go shooting once a year. He brings the guns and I buy the bullets. Afterwards we hit a nearby Hooters for burgers and beers. The guns we’re shooting today represent a fraction of Phil’s personal arsenal. How many guns does my friend have? Let me put it to you this way - if brain eating zombies ever start wandering the earth, I’m going to Phil’s house."

If brain-eating zombies ever do start wandering the earth, you can always come to my house... (Unless you are one, of course.)