Owning a cat is like being an archeologist.
Why, you ask?
Because you have to work stooped over in small dark places, sifting carefully through mounds of dusty sand in order to find ancient buried treasure.
And then throw it away.
No museum shows, no magazine articles, and damn sure no George Lucas extravaganzas.
Just you in the dimness with the shit.
Ain't pet ownership grand?
(And the cat would be the first to explain that it's scarcely 'ownership'; more like 'being permitted to take care of', like an antique Rolls or a Picasso...
21 October 2007
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