Now that is name-calling on a higher level

From A Waiter's Rant again:
"I hate to generalize, but the politics of the people who ate at The Bistro could best be classified as left of center. The politics of the people at the gun range? Hmmm. Judging from the ditty about Nancy Pelosi that I read in the men’s room, I’d have to say they’re right of center. My old customer from The Bistro would probably think the men at this gun range are violence-loving, small-penis-compensating, neoconservative, right-wing nutjobs. To be fair, all the men here would probably consider her a frigid, wimpy, NPR-listening, latte-slurping, liberal surrender monkey."

Surrender monkey?
Rico loves it.