Scam for the day

Rico says the usual 'don't believe a word of this shit' applies (note that they didn't even put in a name for the idiot targeted):

Dear,

I am a staff in the audit department of International Commercial Bank (ICB) Ltd. Nigeria.
Two weeks back, a female aide to the former EFCC leader, Governor James Ibori, brought the sum of US$980,000,000.00 (Nine Hundred and Eighty Million US Dollars), and pleaded with me to assist her safeguard and move the money to an offshore account.
For obvious reasons, I deposited the money in a non-bank financial institution/firm from where it would be released to a beneficiary as loan without collateral and without a trace. The beneficiary would open a local account and gradually transfer the money abroad.
The beneficiary keeps 30%, I will take 20%, while she keeps the rest.
If you are capable and willing to assist, I will provide further details once I hear from you, and you will not spend any money upfront. All you need to do is to sign the fund release papers and present some sort of ID.

Thanks
Mr. George Benson.