12 March 2012

The geography of woman and man

Rico says that his friend Tex sends this, about the Geography of woman and man:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: proud, with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: she has been through the wars, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts.

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