If Patton were still alive...

...Rico says he'd probably be saying something like what Rico's friend Tex sent along:

Attention! 
To  all those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic citizens, it's time for a little refresher course on exactly why Americans occasionally have to fight wars to keep this nation great.
See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" television and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your ass, and listen up!
Abu Ghraib is not "torture" or an "atrocity." Got that?
This was an atrocity:

So was this:

Which part don't you get?
Islamic extremists are peaceful people? My ass!
Millions of these warped mis-led sons-of-bitches are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. Some of them are here among us now.
They don't want to convert you and they don't want to rule you. They believe you are a vile infestation of Allah's paradise. They don't give a shit how "progressive" you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause. They want your ass dead, and they think it is God's will for them to make it so.
Some think that, if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they'll like us and, if you agree, then you are a pathetic dumbass!
If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax, you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed them while we had the chance.
How many more Americans must be beheaded?
You've fallen asleep again; get your head out of your ass! You may never get another chance!
Now get off your sorry ass and pass this on to any and every person you give a damn about, if you ever gave a damn about anything!
Dismissed!

Rico says it may be fictional, but it's true...