Those four guys again

If the rice wars are any indication, along with global warming, things could get ugly on Planet Earth. Maybe it's time for us to trot out those stalwarts of the End Times, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. They are, for those who've forgotten their Sunday school training, the White Horse of conquest, the fiery Red Horse of war, the Black Horse of famine, and the chloros or Pale (green) Horse of death. A fun bunch of guys, and just who you'd want to invite over to watch the Super Bowl...