Lucky

Sandra Bullock and her husband, Jesse James, were hit in Gloucester, Massachusetts by a drunk driver (Lucille P. Gatchell, 64 years old, from Gloucester). The two walked away from the accident and were not even examined, police said.
Gatchell failed a field sobriety test and blew a .20 on the breathalyzer, two and a half times the legal limit. She was arrested, taken to the station, and booked on driving under the influence of alcohol and failure to stay in marked lanes. She was released on her own recognizance and will be arraigned on the charges Tuesday.

Rico says he likes both of them, and is glad they're fine; he does not, on the other hand, like drunk drivers at all, and hopes Masschusetts throws the book at her. She probably won't get any jail time, unfortunately, but it'd be nice to see her sorry ass picking up garbage along the roadside for the next year or so...