14 April 2008

Quotes for the day

Sometimes it's the late-night boys who understand:

Jay Leno: "More bad news for the Detroit Tigers, who lost again last night. The Tigers are now 1-8, or as Hillary Clinton calls that, first place." "Well, experts are now suggesting if Hillary loses Pennsylvania, she could be finished. I don't want to say Hillary's days might be numbered, but her Secret Service code name? Katie Couric."

Conan O'Brien: "According to his tax return last year, Vice President Cheney donated $166,000 to charity. Most of the money went to Cheney's favorite holiday charity, Coal for Tots."

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