Waiting for the crash

According to AFP, Miley Cyrus is not only cute, fifteen, and popular, she's now a billionaire from the sale of her 'memoirs'. In addition to doing concerts around the world, she also has a hot television show, Hannah Montana, in which she basically plays herself and has her real father, Billy Ray (who's a bit famous himself), play her father. "Disney has not held back when it comes to packaging the brown-haired, blue-eyed teenager's brand, which can be bought in the form of dolls, bed sheets, clothes, schoolbags and even video games." "She is likely to remain Disney's darling only so long as she remains young, cute, and perfect."

Rico says he's unclear on how any fifteen-year-old can have 'memoirs', but these days he'll believe anything...