19 April 2008

A good year, 1936

There's an on-going internet war over what John McCain is older than, as if it's a bad thing that he's old.
There's an ad that notes that John McCain is older than the Golden Gate Bridge, plutonium, Coke in a can, McDonalds, and velcro.

Rico says, hell, he's older than all those except plutonium and the bridge.

The blog where I found this lists other things that McCain is older than:

John McCain is older than betraying national security secrets on the front page of the New York Times.
John McCain is older than the fundamental break-down of family structure among the poor.
John McCain is older than the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
John McCain is older than having to explain to your children why everyone on the TV is talking about the President’s penis.
John McCain is older than the ban on lawn darts.
John McCain is older than 9/11 Troofers.
John McCain is older than the ACLU being taken over by radicals.
John McCain is older than Hillary’s secretive health-care task force.
John McCain is older than the public sphere being filled with near-pornographic advertising that is impossible to avoid.
John McCain is older than facial moisturizers for men.
John McCain is older than Gangsta Rap.
John McCain is older than politicized CIA agents distorting a National Intelligence Estimate on Iran’s nuclear program because they don’t like the policies of the President (their boss).
John McCain is older than Roe v. Wade.
John McCain is older than Michael Moore.

Rico says being old isn't the problem; thinking old is...

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