Fits and starts

Every once in awhile you run across a proto-blogger, someone who started a blog, wrote some good stuff, but, alas, seems to have stopped posting. This guy, while exceedingly strange if his writing is anything to go by, should have kept at it (emphasis added for comic effect):

"I'm a SWM in a protracted custody battle with my ex over who gets to keep my balls. Any normal-ish decent looking ladies out there interested in fun and fireworks? If you’re not into drama, keep trolling, because I crave attention in a BIG way. Must be into talking about (and maybe even “accidentally” running into) the ex-girlfriend. Resemblance to the ex-girlfriend a plus, but what I’m really looking for is that crazy glimmer in your eye that suggests the potential need for a restraining order. Could you be the girl I’m looking for, and can I call you Mandy while we make love? Haunt me."