The prophet (formerly known as Mohammad)

Okay, fatwas are a dime a dozen these days, but we do need a new coded way to reference the guy whose delusional structure (sorry, religion) is threatening to take down the entire planet.
You know who I'm talking about.
The guy whose image we aren't ever, ever, ever supposed to show. (Though they used to; the painting below is one of theirs.)
The guy who you're always supposed to put PBUH (as in, Peace Be Unto Him) after his name, out of respect.
So, from now on, we're going to refer to the guy who founded the delusional structure (sorry, religion) that started this whole Thousand Year War as Moe. (No PBUH; a guy named Moe gets no respect. Yup, just like the Moe we all remember from the Three Stooges. And if you think of his hair as a turban, Moe kind of looks like Moe, doesn't he?)

If that doesn't draw a fatwa, these guys have been kidding us about insulting their religion...