Rico says his friend Tex sends along this one:
Four older ladies, living in Poland, always sat together outdoors near the church, chatting about when they were younger. A month ago, they pooled their money and bought a laptop. Never having been there, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine. They read about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.
The ladies collected all the money they could and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank it as directed. Here they are today:
No, it's true! Really! Would we lie to you?
But we only have a limited supply of this water, and it's available at the incredibly low price of just $1,499 a bottle.
Hurry, before the inventory runs out. Make your check payable to the Democratic National Committee...
Rico says he used to live in
St. Augustine, and his cousin
Dickie still has a place there;
Rico could
swear he saw these Polish ladies around the pool...
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