• A man from Longview said he killed a mosquito carrying a teeny little canteen.
• A man in Lubbock said chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
• In Lake Palestine, a twenty pound catfish was landed that had ticks on it.
• Just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
• It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rainchecks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
22 September 2011
How hot and dry is it in Texas?
Rico says his friend Tex sends along this photo as proof, along with these reports:
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