Rico says, courtesy of his friend Kelley, this probably apocryphal story:
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for four hours or more, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I'd downloaded off the internet. When I went into the ER, I noticed that over half of the people got up and left; guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my wait time. Feel free to use this patch the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at the DMV; saved me five hours.
At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though; the whole crew left and l never did get my order.
Rico says he bears
no responsibility for your arrest if you do, though...
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