Throwing it against the wall

Rico says he knows it costs nothing (which is part of the problem) to send out a million emails to people you don't know, hoping against hope that one of them will land in the right place, but this one takes the proverbial cake:

I am graphic designer and illustrator living in Bratislava. I am searching for possibilities to cooperate with publishers as a freelancing illustrator and/or designer of books and book covers, typesetting, and
creating layouts. I have eight years professional experience in that area, cooperating with Slovak publishers: Slovart, Sofa, and TV TIP, etc.
I cooperate with publishers in UK, too: Melrose Books, Seven Arches Publishing, making illustrations and covers for them.
I am very skilled in traditional painting and drawing techniques, and am professionally experienced with Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, and InDesign software.
I will welcome any type of cooperation related to illustrating and designing books.
In case of your interest you can view some examples of my work here.
Some Illustrations for magazine Zurnal, etc., here.
Some book covers here.
Feel free to conntact me anytime and ask any question.
With kind regards

Michal Splho
Vajnorska 48
831 04 Bratislava
Slovak Republic
Tel.: 00421 903 266820
michalsplho@michalsplho.sk