Blonde joke for the day

Courtesy of my friend Bob Leone, this:

Becoming frustrated with the attitude of a shopkeeper over some expensive new shoes, a young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out, catch my own alligator, and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge nine-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature, and hauled it onto the slippery bank. Nearby were seven more dead gators, all lying belly up.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily, barely managing to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration: "Crap, this one's barefoot, too!"