Arrggh, indeed

Rico says he received this bit of consolation from a long-time friend, who knows him far too well:

Buck up, Hornigold! I think your problem is a classic case of Pillage Deprivation, a common malady among freebooters. I recommend a week of wanton rapine and looting. Burn a few coastal towns. There's nothing like the crackle of small arms fire and the popping of maidenheads to put you right.

Arrrrgh!

Kel