Why, oh why does he have to be from PA?

Rep. Jack Murtha, D (PA), doing the big weasel act in the House elevator lobby.
While Rep. Barney Frank, let alone Senator Ervin of Watergate fame (or even Fred Thompson, ex-senator and current actor and my candidate for president), can get away with that big beefy look, Murtha just looks like a doofus in a suit...