23 March 2016

Hitler had a deformed micro-penis (or not)

War History Online has an article about Hitler's junk:


Historians have shown that Hitler had a condition that may explain his anger issues and lack of a sex life. The Daily Star reports that medical records, after his 1923 arrest, show that Hitler had “right-side cryptorchidism,” the medical term for an undescended testicle.
More detailed records suggest that his deformity may have been even more severe.These new records indicate that the Nazi leader also suffered from hypospadias, which can leave a man with a “micro-penis.” Someone with hypospadias may need to urinate from a small hole at the base of the penis.
In historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craig’s new book, Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, they suggest that Hitler kept this secret to himself.
Hitler’s fear of being seen naked is well documented and, even though he pushed Germans to have more Aryan children, he never had any himself.
His personal doctor, Theodor Morell, prescribed lots of drugs for Hitler’s romps with Eva Braun, in order to boost his libido. This was because the German dictator could not have normal sexual relations with a female and needed medication if he wanted to do so. This in part would explain Hitler’s dependence on Morell, a quack doctor, something that baffled even senior Nazis.
Albert Speer, the man responsible for the massive buildings designed for the Third Reich, said that “By no means would I describe Adolf Hitler as sexually normal in his relationships with women. In the case of Eva Braun in particular, it seems clear to me that, aside from occasional passionate episodes, there was no sexual activity at all for long periods of time.”
There are rumors that shrapnel hit Hitler in the testicles during the Battle of the Somme during World War One.
Many Brits loved these stories about their arch-enemy. As seen in the playground chant (to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March) that was written for the British Council in 1939 to raise morale: “Hitler has only got one ball, Goring has two but very small, Himmler as something similar, but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.”
In spite of Hitler’s low libido, he still managed to be quite the ladies’ man. A department in his government was set up specifically to deal with all the fan mail sent from obsessed female fans.

Rico's friend Kelley adds a disclaimer:
You may recall the documentary, The Ritchie Boys, concerning young, recently-arrived Europeans who were drafted in the early days of World War Two and sent to Fort Ritchie in New Jersey to be trained to be translator/interrogators for front-line infantry units? In the first months of peace, when they were sitting on their hands with nothing to do, concocted a report about Hitler's deformed genitals, which was passed around, slowly making its way to higher and higher echelons accompanied with great hilarity until it crossed the Atlantic, where it was taken with great seriousness by the Pentagon? Is this not a case of The Ritchie Boys Strike Again?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

But these are all unsubstantiated claims made by people who never actually saw or knew him. No one who actually knew him ever said anything about his genitalia. And by the way, not all hypospadias dicks are small, and most have a hole just under the head. One condition doesn't necessitate the other.

Unknown said...

By the way, if his penis had been below a certain minimum size and functionality, he would never have been assigned male at birth.

 

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