You a pilot?

Rico's cousin Dickie forwards this:

An old Marine pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his battered USMC flight jacket, and ordered a cup of coffee.  As he sat, sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She  turned to the pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied: "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans. Flew Wildcats and Corsairs in World War Two, and later, in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught nearly three hundred people to fly, and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. You, what are you?"
She said: "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked  women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch television, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"
Shrugging, he replied: "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."