WalMart: makes you proud to be an American

Rico says his friend Tex sends more WalMartians:

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at Wal-Mart...

I'm sure this gets the ladies excited...

I guess One Size Fits All does not apply to toupees...

Where was she during our neighborhood scavenger hunt this summer? She has everything on my list!

Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, Santa

Thanks to Obamacare, we now have to replenish our own medical supplies on all hospital stays over 24 hours.

Pimp my Santa!

Ahhh… Reindeer run on Red Bull… makes total sense now!

I'm sure it's just fine to take candy from this guy and sit on his lap while your parents shop!

WTF is it? And why the hell is it at Wal-Mart?

No need to exercise anymore; just buy clothing that shows everyone what you wanted to look like, if you were not so fat and lazy.

Ghetto Smurfette

I never leave home without my kangaroo and my wallet! (But we're pretty sure this is a crime against animals in at least 39 states...)

Seriously? You have got to be kidding me... I have no words.

Some lucky kid out there has a Grandma and Grandpa, all rolled into one!

When it's gonna require just a bit more than a little Nip and Tuck.

My mom always said: "If yer gonna' throw a tantrum, you may as well be dusting the floor while you're down there!

Now that's a double-scoop of some chocolate asscream!

What happens if you can manage to keep your Chia Pet alive long enough.

I feel so sorry for this kid when he was half his size… Think about it for a moment.

How's that go again? No shoes, no shirt… oh, you got suspenders? Well, okay, go on in, Bubba…

Can't this guy see this hat clearly does not match his outfit?

Uhm… who is in that much of a hurry to get to Wal-Mart you can't finish dressing? Pants are in Aisle Five, Granny! Get some!