Jury duty? That's a laugh

Rico says it's not like he's trying to shirk his civic duty, but the questionnaire for jury selection in the United States District Court for the Eastern Division of Pennsylvania showed up in the mail today. It asks a lot of invasive questions, but requires a doctor's letter to get out for medical reasons. Rico would think that his explanation of his brain bleed would do, but we'll see. (And, if they insist on his attendance, he'll demand cab fare, which they'll deny, and Rico will either let them come arrest him for failure to turn up, or take the train and explain to the court how, if the defense isn't completely incompetent, Rico's short-term-memory issues and general attitude problems will allow for an appeal that any lawyer could win...)