Quote of the day

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her some sperm, she will make a baby.
If you give her a house, she will make you a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be prepared to be given a ton of shit...