11 June 2012

Tough guy

Rico says this comes courtesy of his friend Tex:
On 9 January, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walked through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and said: "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', he didn't want to miss a 'be-a-legend' opportunity either, so he asked: "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
With no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that; it was a long, deep, lingering kiss, followed immediately by another one.
After she'd finished, George got approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he said: "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, honey! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed...

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