For the man who thought he had everything

Rico says his friend Tex forwards this:

A must-have for every home in America, and especially every one who would rather not have a gun in the house!
In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.
Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out.
You don't have to register them or have licenses for them, and don't have to worry about them being concealed...
Once in awhile, something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn't normally know what he'd like for Father's Day or Christmas would immediately ask for  it: thank you, DeWalt! 

The Nail Gun, made by DeWalt, can drive a sixteen-penny nail through a 2x4 at two hundred yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence, or nail an intruder to the wall without disturbing the neighbors...