05 October 2011

Joke for the day

Rico says his father sends along this one:
A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane, when suddenly the pilot has a heart attack. Not knowing how to fly a plane, she grabs the radio: Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!
Having received her call for help, Ground Control answered: Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position.
The blonde keys the mike and says: I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat.
After a pause, Ground Control responded: Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven...

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