Scam for the day

Rico says the imploring tone is familiar, but the use of a snappy photo is new:

Attention
You are welcome to desk of Chief Hon,Andy Youings, International Interpol Police Force Investigating Unit Benin, Working together towards a corruption-free world by promoting and defending integrity, justice, and the rule of law.
Mission statement of the International Anti-Corruption Academy, We cover West African Countries.
You has reported today from World deliverying courier department western union.
This is official notice to you that your consignment which was sent for you over a couple weeks now was returned back to Republic of Benin ,after reported received from (FBI ) Washington DC Capital of United States of Ameica, I know that you have been waiting for the arrival of your Consignment since days ago now, it is unfortunate that it was returned back, incase if anyone mighty contacting you via phone or email.
We need your absolute co-operation right now because,your package box whort total amount of 800,000,00 USD is right now in custody of Interpol Police Force Unity Benin. You supose to receive this funds through western union before but due to too many demanding fee and delay. they arrange the funds into box to deliver it to you but due to Corruption undermines political, social and economic stability. It threatens security and damages trust and public confidence in systems which affect people''s daily lives. Although corruption frequently occurs at local or national level, its consequences are global; its hidden costs immense.
And information we get from Arthur Stuart III delivery company man stated that he been missing your location also you has dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with your families, to help them receiving your consignment.As the world's largest International Interpol Police organization,is taking its place at the forefront of the fight against corruption.after we received the reported from (FBI) we decided to call the consignment back into our custody,just to find out the truthfull.
The Interpol Police Group of Experts on Corruption (IGEC) aims to develop and implement new initiatives to further law enforcement's efficiency in the fight against corruption. It is a multi-disciplinary group with members from all regions of the world, coordinating and harmonizing different national and regional approaches.The International Anti-Corruption Academy will be the world's first educational institute dedicated to fighting corruption. It will allow law enforcement professionals and other to learn from the world's foremost authorities in anti-corruption training, research and investigation.
In view of this development, you are requested to confirm to us if you are alive and also furnish us with your full names, postage address and telephone numbers to enable us deliver this consignment to your door step by International Interpol Police Force Unity Immunity,We have 186 member Countries. Created in 1923, it facilitates cross-border Police co-operation, and supports and assists all organizations, authorities and services whose mission is to prevent or combat International Crime.
Interpol aims to facilitate International Police Force co-operation even where diplomatic relations do not exist between particular Countries.Action is taken within 72hours the limits of existing laws in different Countries and in the spirit of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.Interpol s constitution prohibits any intervention or activities of a political, military, religious or racial character. Interpol as Leadership The President of Interpol Police Force and the Secretary General work closely together in providing strong leadership and direction to the Organization.
Interpol Police Force, in partnership with the Stars Initiative, is working towards the recovery and return of stolen assets. This project allows Interpol to actively engage national law enforcement bodies in co-ordinated efforts to trace, seize, confiscate and return public funds to victim countries.
Meanwhile,the demurrage your consignment has accumulated so far since it back into our custody is total amount of $95 .00 and I am advising you to be fast in all your action to avoid more demurrages. Be rest assured that upon receipt of the above information with the fee of $95 .00.dollar ,we will proceed in delivering your consignment which will be accompanied by our Interpol delegate.For security reasons endeavour to indicate this ( CODE NUMBER ) ( BJ/XXL14160) this code shows that you are the rightful owner of the consignment box.
Below Interpol Police accountant officer name where you should send the money.
Receiver Ejike Anthony
Country.:Benin in west Africa
City.:Port Novo
Test Question.: who?
Answer.:-in God
Postal Code::00229
Forward the Senders name--And Mtcn needed Once you send it Amount --$95

Email us at; general_interpolpolice@yahoo.com
Thanks
Chief Hon.Andy Youings
Inspector General of fraud

Rico says the ABC logo in the photo shows where that came from, but these idiots are so clueless they didn't even crop that out... (All misspellings and bad punctuation are as in the original.) And if you chose to believe them and send them ninety-five bucks, don't come crying to Rico when your box of eight-hundred thousand doesn't show up...