31 August 2011

Earthquake update

President Obama has confirmed that the earthquake that occurred in Virginia, roughly ninety miles south of Washington, D.C., was on a previously unknown faultline called Bush's Fault. However, several well-known conservatives have said the quake was actually caused by our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves..

Rico says he'll leave the identity of his conservative friend who sent this a secret...

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