Rico says his friend Kelley sends along this one, about a bomb squad that doesn't get out much:
A sex toy sparked a terror drill in Russia when a bomb squad was summoned to defuse a vibrator. Anti-terrorism experts responded to a call from a post office in Petrozavodsk, in the republic of Karelia, where an employee had discovered a package that was emitting a bizarre ticking noise, The Telegraph reports.
"The post building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated," a police spokeswoman told the press. "In the package, the bomb squad found a vibrator." The device, which was deemed harmless, had reportedly been turned on by accident.
The police response might sound over-the-top, but such measures are becoming the norm in Russia following a suicide bombing at Moscow's busiest airport in January and other recent terrorist attacks. And Russia isn't the only place where police take a hard stance on exploding sex toys. Earlier this year, cops in Minnesota arrested a 37-year-old for allegedly constructing a battery-powered sex toy loaded with gunpowder, BB pellets, and buckshot, which he intended to give to an ex-lover.
that last one isn't nice...
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