Probably not Letterman, but funny nonetheless

Top ten reasons why men prefer guns over women:

Number Ten: You can trade an old forty-four for two new twenty-twos.
Number Nine: You can keep one gun at home and another somewhere else for when you're on the road.
Number Eight: If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
Number Seven: Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another one for a backup.
Number Six: Your gun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.
Number Five: A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
Number Four: Guns function normally every day of the month.
Number Three: A gun doesn't ask: Do these new grips make me look fat?
Number Two: A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason men prefer guns over women: You can buy a silencer for a gun.

Rico says this may not make you popular in certain circles...