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Rico's friend from Holland sends along this note:

Greg Gutfield, from Fox News' Red Eye, announced today via his blog that he is actively speaking to investors and plans on opening a gay bar next to the controversial mosque being built near Ground Zero in New York. The bar will be specifically designed to cater to homosexuals of the Islamic faith. God, this is going to be exciting...

So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque; after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law, who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the West, but also to Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I?ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn?t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of the Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps, but still want to dance.
The bottom line is, I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
Would it be insensitive to put one up next to the mosque, given their beliefs against homosexuality? Anyway here are a few ideas for the name of the bar:
"Outfidels"
"You Mecca Me Crazy"
"Turban Cowboys"

Here are a few other contenders:
30. Honor Drillings
29. Jihard
28. Filthy Omar's Rusty Trombone
27. The Arabian Queen
26. Dune Biters
25. Goat's Night Off
24. The Pink Prophet
23. The Leather Burqa
22. Git Mo
21. Pig in a Poke
20. Sheiks & Freaks
19. Sodom and Gonorrhea
18. Osama Bin Dover
17. The Exploding Goat
16. Weapons of Ass Destruction
15. Alla Assbar
14. Anderson Cooper's Apartment
13. The Sticky Prophet
12. The Sphinxter
11. Grind Zero
10. Nuclear Fuel Rods
9. Hassan's TestostoRoom
8. Turbuns
7. Bunker Busters
6. The Tali-bone
5. Al-Jizzera
4. The Gaza Stripper
3. The Sandy Gerbil
2. The Camel's Hump
1. Hide the Minaret

Rico says he has no idea how truly serious this guy is, but he predicts blood in the streets if any of it ever happens. (Given that stoning is the preferred method of executing gay Muslims, look for the guys from the mosque 'getting their rocks off' over this...