Tiger's ears are burning, surely

More jokes, as expected, about poor Tiger, these via my friend Dave Kitterman:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They were going clubbing.
Ping just offered his wife Elin an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers; they'll be named Elin Woods: clubs you can beat Tiger with.
Tiger changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. His new name? Cheetah.
Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?