More idiots headed to jail

MSNBC.com has an AP article about two morons now paying the price for their stupidity:

The parents who carried out the balloon boy hoax were sentenced to jail Wednesday and given strict probation conditions that forbid them from earning any money from the spectacle for four years. Richard Heene was sentenced to ninety days in jail, including sixty days of work release that will let him pursue his job as a construction contractor while serving his time. His wife, Mayumi, was sentenced to twenty days in jail.
Richard Heene choked back tears as he said he was sorry, especially to the rescue workers who chased down false reports that his six-year-old son had floated away in a balloon on 15 October. It was a stunt designed to generate attention for a reality TV show.
“I do want to reiterate that I’m very, very sorry. And I want to apologize to all the rescue workers out there and the people that got involved in the community. That’s it,” said Richard Heene, whose wife did not speak at the hearing.
Larimer County District Judge Stephen Schapanski then ordered Heene to begin a thirty-day jail term on 11 January, delaying the start of the sentence for two weeks so he can spend the holidays with his family. Schapanski allowed Heene to serve the remaining sixty days of his jail term under work release, meaning he can work during the day but spend his nights in jail.
The Heenes’ probation will be revoked if they are found to be profiting from any book, television, movie, or other deals related to the stunt.
“This, in simple terms, was an elaborate hoax that was devised by Mr. and Mrs. Heene,” the judge said. The Heenes pleaded guilty to charges that they carried out the balloon hoax, with deals that called for up to ninety days in jail for the husband and sixty days for his wife.
Schapanski ordered Mayumi Heene to serve twenty days in jail after her husband completes his sentence. Her time served is flexible, she can report to jail on ten weekends, for example, so the children are cared for, the judge said.
Prosecutors asked for the maximum sentence for the husband, saying that a message needs to be sent to promoters who attempt to carry out hoaxes to generate publicity. Chief Deputy District Attorney Andrew Lewis also asked for full restitution to reimburse authorities for the cost of investigating the hoax, an amount that could exceed $50,000.
“People around the world were watching this unfold,” he said. “Mr. Heene wasted a lot of manpower and a lot of money in wanting to get himself some publicity.” He added, “Jay Leno said it best when he said, ’This is a copycat game.’ And people will copycat this event. The Heenes need to go to jail so people don’t do that.” He portrayed the Heenes as growing increasingly desperate as their pitches for a reality TV show kept getting turned down by networks, and the family fell deeper into a financial hole. Lewis said the Heenes set in motion the balloon hoax in early October as a way to jumpstart the effort and get some attention. They chose 15 October because the weather was cooperating and the kids were home for school with parent-teacher conferences, allowing the Heenes to report that six-year-old Falcon had floated away, Lewis said.
Once the parents were brought in for questioning, Richard Heene feigned sleep during the lie-detector test, claiming it was some sort of diabetic episode, Lewis said. David Lane, Richard Heene’s attorney, pleaded for leniency with the judge and said that the couple “have learned a lesson they will never forget for the rest of their lives.” He also said that if someone has to go to jail, let it be Richard Heene and not his wife. “That is his plea. That would be something of a Christmas miracle if that can occur,” he said.
On Monday, sheriff's officials said the two adult Heenes had acted alone. Police examined three laptop computers, several hard drives, video cameras, and tapes seized from the Heene home in Fort Collins in their investigation.
Sheriff's officials are also tabulating the costs of the search, with the expectation of getting reimbursed from the Heenes, and so far the total is more than $40,000. They estimate their department spent about $8,000 in overtime. Some $13,500 more was spent by law enforcement agencies from the nearby communities of Greeley and Weld County, along with Colorado State University and the U.S. Forest Service. Two National Guard helicopters launched to track the craft and possibly attempt to rescue the couple's 6-year-old son, reportedly inside the balloon, cost about $16,000. Also included in the estimate are $8,500 in damage to the field where the craft landed. Emergency vehicles rushed onto the field, and a police officer sprinted through it trying to catch up with the balloon. The Federal Aviation Administration, for its part, recently said it conducted its own civil investigation and determined the Heenes launched an unauthorized aircraft and are subject to an $11,000 fine. Officials rerouted planes around the balloon's flight path and briefly forced some planes to switch to a different runway for takeoff from Denver International Airport.

Rico says even he has to shake his head at the amazing stupidity of people like this... (Especially since you couldn't get him on a reality show with a gub; hell, not with two gubs.)