Rico says all India has to do is put the word out to its 1.1 billion people for a worn-out pair of shoes (figuring not everybody in India's going to have a spare pair, that's still probably half a billion shoes), load 'em up in some high-flying aircraft or a medium-range rocket or two, and drop them all over Pakistan. Given the shoe-smacking problem the Muslims have, at four pairs a head it'll surely cause conniptions among the population. (Rico says hee, hee, hee; psychological warfare on the cheap, and no nasty side effects once the bruises go away...)
18 December 2008
Shoes? Got 'em
Rico says all India has to do is put the word out to its 1.1 billion people for a worn-out pair of shoes (figuring not everybody in India's going to have a spare pair, that's still probably half a billion shoes), load 'em up in some high-flying aircraft or a medium-range rocket or two, and drop them all over Pakistan. Given the shoe-smacking problem the Muslims have, at four pairs a head it'll surely cause conniptions among the population. (Rico says hee, hee, hee; psychological warfare on the cheap, and no nasty side effects once the bruises go away...)
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