31 January 2008

In case you were thinking of voting for her

A friend sent me this description of his recent nightmare; now you can have it, too.

Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so life-like, and so vivid I woke up in a cold sweat...
1. Hillary wins the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States
2. Naturally, she wants to choose as her running mate someone with a lot of knowledge and experience in government and foreign affairs, someone who is a seasoned campaigner who could bring a lot of strength to the ticket. Who better than Bill, her husband?
3. Hill and Bill go on to win the election in November and the Democrats maintain control of the House and the Senate.
4. Hillary is sworn in as President on January 20, 2009. The next day, after all the inauguration parties are over, she calls a press conference to make an announcement: she is resigning as President. Bill, as the vice president, immediately becomes President. This is all perfectly legal under the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, for it states that no person “may be elected as president more than twice". Bill is not being elected for a third term but is merely serving out the remainder of Hillary's term-- all four years of it.
5. The following day Bill calls a press conference to make an announcement of who will fill the now-vacant Vice Presidential position. Who does he pick? Why, Hillary, of course.

Rico says if there's any reason to vote for any non-Hillary candidate, Republican or Democrat, that's it...

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