Jihad for the day

The Clarion Project has an article about the dead jihadis in Texas:

The terrorists killed in Texas recently while attempting to carry out an attack have been honored as martyrs in Pakistan. Around a hundred people gathered to hold a memorial service in Peshawar for the gunmen. A cleric delivered a eulogy, saying that “the exhibition of the blasphemous caricatures was unbearable for Muslims. It was shocking, sad, tragic, and intolerable. We have gathered here to pay tribute and to carry out the Islamic rites for the Muslims who tried to stop it and sacrificed their lives, and they will now be called ‘martyrs for the Prophet’s honor.”
Ghausia Madrassa, the Pakistani Islamic school whose students are pictured protesting (above), also held a demonstration to honor the Islamist militants who carried out the attack on satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo. One of the gunmen, Nadir Soofi, attended high school in Pakistan at the elite $20,000 a year International School of Islamabad.
Classmates remember him as charismatic and popular ladies man. One classmate recalled his performance as the lead in the Elvis-inspired musical, Bye-Bye Birdie, saying he had been a “confident heartthrob.” She told AFP that “he was always good looking, throwing back his long silky hair, but after the play he did, wow; he was Mr. Elvis of school.”
The other jihadist, Elton Simpson, was being monitored by the FBI for his online activity. An FBI official told reporters that it is extremely difficult for law enforcement to determine which threats made on social media are genuine and which merely grandstanding. The official said that Islamic State supporters are constantly discussing jihad on social media, telling The New York Times that “There are so many like him that you have to prioritize your investigations.”

Rico says he's sure that Texans (with whom you do not fuck) will be more than happy to create as many martyrs as Islam is willing to provide... (And WTF is 'Dareness'?) But what good Muslim is imitating Elvis, of all people?