WTF is up with the Internet?

Rico says there are things happening on the Internet that he fails to understand:

1: Why does he keep getting spam emails in Hungarian, a language almost no one speaks? (Rico forwarded them to an old friend who does, because he was born there, and they're just spam, only in Hungarian.)
2. Where were all these women who keep sending him salacious emails when Rico was single? (The karma lords, having a laugh at Rico's expense, as usual.)