Interesting, but not enough

 

Rico says that the Tattoo Show was in Philadelphia recently, but he didn't attend (unlike his heavily-tattoo'd trainer, Steve, who likely did). The thought of being with a tattoo'd woman, like the delicious Danielle Colby Cushman (photo, above) of American Pickers (and not the now-self-outed Mike and Frank of the show), has always interested Rico, but there are women who are a little over the top for his taste:

And, of course, there are tattoo'd people that Rico isn't sure who would ever want to be with: