Rico says his arch-perv friend Dave (himself the son of a Marine) sends this:
When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Marine Corps.
At the physical, the doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.
"What chart, doc?" the young man asked.
"The one on the wall," the doctor said.
"What wall?" asked the young man.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, yet wanting to fill his quota, the doctor asked his nurse to strip down and walk into the exam room naked:
"Now what do you see, son?"
"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm blind as a bat!"
"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said, "but your pecker is pointing straight towards Parris Island, South Carolina. Welcome to the Marine Corps, boy!"
When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Marine Corps.
At the physical, the doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.
"What chart, doc?" the young man asked.
"The one on the wall," the doctor said.
"What wall?" asked the young man.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, yet wanting to fill his quota, the doctor asked his nurse to strip down and walk into the exam room naked:
"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm blind as a bat!"
"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said, "but your pecker is pointing straight towards Parris Island, South Carolina. Welcome to the Marine Corps, boy!"
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