It is the season, after all

Rico says that, as a good curmudgeon, it pains him to say so, but Merry fucking Christmas to one and all. Just to be fair, he'll say it as many ways as possible, using Google Translate:

Geseënde Kersfees
Gëzuar Krishtlindjet
عيد ميلاد مجيد
Շնորհավոր Սուրբ Ծնունդ:
Eguberri
З Калядамі
শুভ বড়দিন
Весела Коледа
Bon Nadal
聖誕節快樂
Sretan Božić
Veselé Vánoce
Glædelig jul
Gelukkig kerstfeest
Feliĉa Kristnasko
Häid jõule
Maligayang Pasko
hyvää joulua
Joyeux Noël
feliz Nadal
შობა
Frohe Weihnachten
Καλά Χριστούγεννα
મેરી ક્રિસમસ
jwayeu Nwèl
חג המולד שמח (no, surely not)
मेरी क्रिसमस
Boldog Karácsonyt
Gleðileg jól
Selamat Hari Natal
Nollaig Shona
Buon Natale
メリークリスマス
ಮೆರ್ರಿ ಕ್ರಿಸ್ಮಸ್
메리 크리스마스
ວັນຄຣິດສະມາດ Merry
Verbum Caro
Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus
Linksmų Kalėdų
Среќен Божиќ
Merry Krismas
God jul
کریسمس مبارک
Wesołych Świąt
Feliz Natal
Crăciun fericit
С Рождеством
Срећан Божић
veselé Vianoce
Vesel božič
¡Feliz NavidadKrismasi Njema
மெர்ரி கிறிஸ்துமஸ்
మెర్రీ క్రిస్మస్
เมอร์รี่คริสต์มาส
Mutlu Noeller
З Різдвом
میری کرسمس
Mừng Giáng Sinh
Nadolig Llawen
לעבעדיק ניטל (no, that's wrong, too)

and in the language that started this whole project for Rico (and isn't in Google's list, for some reason): Mele Kalikimaka...