Such a deal

Rico says his mother, a notorious wit, forwards this:

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare, and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers, therefore he has to charge $50 apiece for them.The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later, and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get, and charges him $60 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of fifty, this time for $75 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras, and asks the Chinese guy: "Please, tell me, what do you do with all these black bras?"
The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200 each."

 ...and this is why the Chinese own us!