01 May 2012

Ethnic joke for the day



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Mark Seymour
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From: Dick Wilson <1970wolfpack@gmail.com>
Date: May 1, 2012 12:38:35 PM EDT
To: Doug Kieninger <dkieninger@fuse.net>, Jon Burns <jonkburns@aol.com>,  Jim Avery <jimavery@zoomtown.com>, Charlie Turner <cturner@clearchannel.com>,  thomas ferguson <tferguson5326@gmail.com>, Dick Seymour <dickseymour1929@gmail.com>,  Mark Seymour <mseymour@proofmark.com>, Dave Shaut <dshaut@gmail.com>,  Mary Ellen Wilson <wilson50@fuse.net>
Subject: Ethnically correct??



 Some people are quick to scream 'prejudice' these
 days................

   A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
 
   The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
   The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
  something.
 
  If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
 
  Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
  German?
 
   Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
 
   Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
 
  Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
 
   The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
 
  The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why
   did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
 
   The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
 
 
 
 



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