Joke for the day

Rico says his friend Tex sends along this one (and, if you're married, you'll recognize why):

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a  trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At one in the morning, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman, saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet  to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own freaking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.

Rico says he was, thus recognizes the truth in it, but, even unmarried, it's still true...