24 December 2011

Blondes and men

Rico says his friend Tex sends this one:
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. Seeming a little intoxicated, she bet twenty-thousand euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said: “I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and, with an Irish brogue, yelled: “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: “Yes... Yes... I won... I won!”
She hugged each of the dealers, then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked: “What did she roll?”
The other answered: “I don't know. I thought you were watching.”
The moral of the story:
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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