New speak

Rico says Bill Calloway sends along a translation from what they say in California to what it means in Texas:


In California                                  In Texas
Diverse or Lifestyle Choice            Sinful & Perverted
Arsenal of Weapons                       Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands                          Swamps
Undocumented Worker                 Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials                  Synthetic Fiber
Assault & Battery                           Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed                              Well-protected
Narrow-minded                               Righteous
Your Fair Share of Taxes                 Government Theft
Commonsense Gun Control              Gun Confiscation
Illegal Hazardous Explosives            Fireworks or Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass                   Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity            Socialism
Multi-cultural Community               High Crime Area
Social Progress                               Marxism
Rich                                              Self-Employed
Progressive                                    Big Government
Homeless                                       Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle                                   Deer Rifle
Investment In the Future                 Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform                         Socialized Medicine
Extremist                                      Conservative
Truants                                         Homeschoolers
Victim                                          Lazy Good-For-Nothing Criminal
High Capacity Magazine                 Standard Magazine
Religious Zealot                             God-fearing church-goer
Reintroduced Wolves                      Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee                           Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters                                      Employers
Gun Lobby                                    NRA Members
Assault Weapon                             Grandpa's M1 carbine
Fiscal Stimulus                              Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage                        Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting     Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs