Politically incorrect joke for the day

Rico says his friend Rich sends along this one (and don't try this at home):

The owner of a company was confused about paying an invoice, and decided to ask his office manager for some mathematical help. He called her into his office: "You graduated from business school. If I were to give you $500,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The manager thought a moment, and then replied: "Everything but my earrings."